Neurodiversity Awareness/Appreciation

Neurodiversity Awareness/Appreciation

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Now, Pay Attention!

Me: "Mom, want to hear a joke?"
Mom: (Distracted as always) "Uh... sure."

Me: "Okay. Knock-knock!"
Mom: "Um... who's there?"
Me: "Interrupting Cow!"
Mom: "Oh. Okay."
Me: "You're not very good at jokes, are you? You're supposed to say, 'Interrupting Cow who.'"
Mom: "Oh. Interrupting C-"
Me: "Moooooooo!"
Mom: ::stares blankly:: "What?"
Me: "It's Interrupting Cow! Get it? Interrupting Cow?"
Mom: "No."
Me: "Let's start over. Knock-knock!"

Mom: "Who's there?"
Me: "Interrupting Cow!"
Mom: "Interrupting C-"

Me: "Moooooooooo!" 
Mom: ::Blank stare::
Me: "He's Interrupting Cow! He's interrupting you! Get it?"
Mom: "I guess so..."
Me: "Ugh. Nerver mind." 

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